EVERY CHIPOTLE EVER

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  • Published on:  Monday, August 12, 2019
  • Let’s just be real for a second: You’re going to regret ordering the Sofritas over steak, you want a burrito— not a salad, and you’re gonna get guac no matter how much more they charge you for it. This is EVERY CHIPOTLE EVER.Punch that bell icon so you'll know when we add a new episode!CATCH UP ON SMOSH SUMMER GAMES: APOCALYPSE: https://smo.sh/summergamesShow Your Support for Mushroom Clout: https://smo.sh/RepMushroomCloutShow Your Support for ToxiciTEA: https://smo.sh/RepToxiciTEA CASTIan Hecox // https://www.instagram.com/ianhecox/Olivia Sui // https://www.instagram.com/oliviasui/Shayne Topp // https://www.instagram.com/shaynetopp/Courtney Miller // https://www.instagram.com/co_mill/Damien Haas // https://www.instagram.com/damienhaas/CREWDirector: Ryan ToddWriters: Ryan Finnerty & Monica VasandaniExecutive Producer: Ryan ToddProduction Manager: Margo McHugh1st AD: Marcella GershDP: Katie ElenekeDP: Nick GiomusoCam Op: Brennan Iketani1st AC: Jacqi JonesDIT: Matt DuranArt Director: Steven CiroccoSet Decorator: Tayler NicholsonProps/Stage Coordinator: Yasmeen MughalSound Mixer: Greg JonesScript Supervisor: Eddie Vigil VHair & Makeup Department Head: Rachel JenkinsWardrobe: Athena Lawton Gaffer: Billy YatesKey Grip: Emilie SvenssonPA: Will TownsendPA: Lucas LefkowitzArt PA: Steven SmykaEditor: Mike SmallGFX: Brittany MetzCommunity Manager: Cece WrennContent Manager: Kiana ParkerIT/Equipment Manager: Tim BakerExecutive Assistant: Nancy AzconaWatch THE END OF NETFLIX AND CHILL | Smosh Summer Games: Apocalypse: https://youtu.be/5iO6dtdQI6kWatch WHO STANS MARI THE MOST? | Maricraft: https://youtu.be/IQ4KIFns65wWatch The Desk That Ruined Our Friendship - SmoshCast #25: https://youtu.be/SHXrGJKGBKMSubscribe To Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshFollow Us:Instagram: https://instagram.com/smoshFacebook: https://facebook.com/smoshTwitter: https://twitter.com/smoshCheck Out Our Other Smosh Channels:Smosh Pit: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshPitSmosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGamesSmoshCast: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCast
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  • 50K Subs No Vids

    50K Subs No Vids

     7 days ago +2446

    customer: can i get a burrito with just meat and cheese
    noah: what kind of bread

  • v3xxx1107

    v3xxx1107

     3 days ago +80

    You guys have to do an every ikea ever
    Like so they can see

  • PewPeloPlainrock 2

    PewPeloPlainrock 2

     21 hours ago +14

    4:01 The way he throws it and says disgusting made me fall to the ground

  • Jermaine Jackson

    Jermaine Jackson

     7 days ago +645

    As someone who actually worked at chipotle I would say 90% of this is accurate af😂

  • Casimus Prime

    Casimus Prime

     7 days ago +700

    You forgot the important one:
    adds weak scoop of meat
    "Can you add more?"
    "Sure, but it's extra"
    "How much?"
    "$7.99 before tax and tip"

  • MaximGamerTv

    MaximGamerTv

     7 days ago +2143

    Subway-''More LETTUCE!''
    Chipotle-''More CHEESE!''

  • sajjad islam

    sajjad islam

     yesterday +4

    Criticism: Anyone else noticed that Shayne looks like he's holding his laugh after the delivery of his lines? Shayne my man get rid of it please?

  • Nico Romani

    Nico Romani

     7 days ago +115

    "Una tortilla."
    "Sí. Yo would like muy grande burrito con carnitas y frijoles y salsa picante. Bailamos."
    God I love Shayne. I also love that they integrated him learning Spanish into a sketch.

  • BakedPotato 97

    BakedPotato 97

     7 days ago +206

    Watching Damien fold burritos for 1 whole minute was the best way I’ve ever spent my time

  • terada matsu

    terada matsu

     9 hours ago +1

    Ok now I know why Chipotle guilt trips customers when they say black or pento

  • Hamsterlovergirl22

    Hamsterlovergirl22

     7 days ago +820

    I could watch 4 hours of Damien trying to fold a burrito.

  • Ashwin Saechueng

    Ashwin Saechueng

     2 days ago +8

    0:27 is like the lettuce part in the subway video

  • 12Willhero

    12Willhero

     8 hours ago +1

    Lmao I'm half American and Mexican and it sound so funny when they were speaking Spanish

  • Hayden Canales

    Hayden Canales

     7 days ago +255

    Like
    If you ever ordered a water cup and filled it with soda

  • Orange Yoshi 64

    Orange Yoshi 64

     10 hours ago +1

    i love damien so much he's just so funny and creative and what not how do you not like him?

  • Arcth Lego

    Arcth Lego

     yesterday +7

    "How about"
    Every Wendy's Ever
    ???

  • Sadie Daman

    Sadie Daman

     7 days ago +210

    I work at Moe’s and I can totally relate........
    To some of these things.😂

  • Marguerite Olivia

    Marguerite Olivia

     7 days ago +286

    6:02
    Legit crying with laughter over here
    Also Shartney
    Make it happen

  • ravman 83

    ravman 83

     yesterday +1

    Courtney: Can I have one torTILLA pls
    Shayne: No no no no excuse me let me handle this, can she have Uno topatopatilla

  • Jackson Dunlay

    Jackson Dunlay

     7 days ago +1621

    "Really improv'ed yourself into a hole there."